Showing posts with label Bird Talk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bird Talk. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Bon appétit, anyone?

Guess what I saw on a van selling 'tong sui' just outside my college today...

SEMEN GINKGO!??

First word that came out from my mouth - EEEW!
What was that!?
Isn't semen a thick, whitish fluid that is produced during ejaculation by male mammals and carries sperm cells? (definition sourced from Dictionary.com)
I thought it was a misspelled word, or just a very BIG joke.

But still my gang and I still bought "tong sui" from that uncle, who must be puzzled why I had such a big reaction towards his "menu".

However the 'Semen Gingko' tastes alright.
No "weird" taste like what the name states. *gulp*

I went back and Googled for 'Semen Ginkgo', and found out that it is a correct term, although the common term is Ginkgo Biloba, Semen Ginkgo is it's pharmaceutic name.
Another meaning of 'semen', besides what we learned in science class, is the seed of plants.

Haih, selling 'tong sui' only mah, need to use so "high tech" word meh.
Misleading and freaking people out only. *shakes head*

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Post #110

It has been a super long time since I last updated my blog.
Lazy to write, so I'll photo blog instead, with random pics from my phone.


The craze of this little alien pup CJ7 is over now.
It's already dead n has turned blue.

My boyfriend pierced his ear out of curiosity, and for fun.
Myth: Men who pierce their ears are gays, gangsters, or 'lala'.
Fact: You tell me.

This year we celebrated mothers' day at a charity dinner with other mothers as well.
The flowers not just only burned a hole in our pockets, it almost burned our whole pants ><'''

Kakak has one too!

I found out that children's pose are almost the same.
The influence of cartoons?
Anyway they are so adorable!


Now this kitty's pose is really 'lan si'.

This is an average portion of Heppy's Maggi mee meal - 2 packets.
His highest record: 5 packets in one go.
His brother: SIX!
See already full lo.

My 1st ice-cream birthday cake.
With frozen fruits on top XD

The formation of clouds are wonderful!
I'm starting to collect more of them.

The result of an impulsive decision.
My sister turned aunty!

This is what we do on Saturday and Sunday nights.

Meet my new bedtime companion!
His name is Wormy!
I know it sounds horrible.

A "great" start for a Monday morning.
Everyone squeezing into a so-called express lane to avoid the jam ahead.
But we are already in the jam!
Created by no one else but ourselves!
I still don't understand.

Assignment deadlines are near!
Everyone going crazy!
Yay! See you in Hospital Bahagia!
- The End-

Thursday, April 10, 2008

I'm a Cookie Monster!




You Are Cookie Monster



Misunderstood as a primal monster, you're a true hedonist with a huge sweet tooth.



You are usually feeling: Hungry. Cookies are preferred, but you'll eat anything if cookies aren't around.



You are famous for: Your slightly crazy eyes and usual way of speaking



How you life your life: In the moment. "Me want COOKIE!"



I miss sesame street so much! Used to watch it every morning when I'm young! OMG I'm going to Youtube to watch some now!

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Another bird talk~

It's been way tooo long since I've last blogged... Reasons? No mood? Nothing to blog? No time? Too occupied? These are my reasons, AND excuse... XD

I didn't realize my last post was my 100th post in blogger until now =='' Well I can still cheer for the 101th post! Wooohooo!!!!!!

Right, end of these nonsense... Many things happened while I 'left' the blogsphere, goods and bads, ups and downs, what to do... this is LIFE!

Well, the reason why I suddenly have this super-strong urge to leave something here is because of this funny, silly respond on MSN from my bf...

says (2:24 AM):
cant think anythn now...
sleepy ady T.T
from "men's health"
sleep late will increase the probability for a guy having erectile problem T.T
i scare

Haha... I'm so gonna get killed for this...

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Men! Listen up!!



Nah... see... don't complain already ah!

Saturday, August 4, 2007

From someone stupid... ME

My last post was 12 June 2007, more than 1.5 months of absence in the blogsphere.
Stupid me, after trying hard to increase my blog visits, I left without notice and it accumulated dust...
Ok ok... let me explain, I "left" because I'm busy (with coursework of course), and I'm occupied XD
It's just that I used to blog because I was lonely *sobs* and writing posts serves as a medium for me to express my thoughts and feelings... Although I'm lonely no more now *grins* I'll come back once in a while, so stay tune guys~

Saturday, June 9, 2007

Back in action~


That's for appetizer~

Well, as you all can see, I've been missing for a looooong time! So what had happened?
Actually I was put into probation for drink driving without a license, i was caught and had to do community service, and stayed in a cell for two weeks, it wasn't that bad actually, because I get to be away from home! ^^

Ok, well, i lied. 1st: I don't drink. 2nd: I would never want to stay away from home for such a long time~

Wohkay~ Honest mode activated! Updates on me... A lot of things happened while I was "away", people come, people go, I got into a new relationship recently (which people think I was too fast), and I have a roommate now, no more boring nights alone anymore ^^

Negative remarks, negative feedbacks, negative impressions... Life still has to go on, right!
Time will prove them all, because I believe~

-the end-

Monday, May 21, 2007

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus

Somewhere in this universe, there's a red planet called Mars, and on it, lived millions of happy men.

On a far away planet from Mars, there's a green planet called Venus. On it, lived millions of happy women.

Men see men everyday, women see women everyday, and years later, the men got bored of each other, and started building telescopes to explore the universe.

They looked far far into space, and saw something interesting on a green planet not far away. They saw women!

Women became their subjects of interest from that day onwards, with more and more telescopes built, to the point that every man has one. Months later, the men wanted more, they started building spaceships, and in no time, they landed at Venus.

Opposite attracts, special chemicals formed, the men and women fell in love, and this kind of happiness is beyond what they have ever experienced in their own planet! The men wanted to stay back at Venus to be with their loved ones, and some Venusians left for Mars to be with their other half. But somehow, things didn't work out well, the Martians couldn't live in Venus because of the differences, same does the Venusians who find it suffocating and hard to cope in Mars.

They searched for ways to solve this problem, tried to compromise with each other, and in the end, they found the middle path -- a blue planet in between their planets, a planet called Earth, where both men and women can live harmoniously.

Sometimes we tend to think that we have come to the end of the road, but in fact it's not the end yet, it's just a junction with even more possibilities and opportunities lying ahead.

Don't bump into the wall or stop there looking when it's obstructing your way, turn away and walk around it~ Just don't stop walking and don't look back while walking, you'll trip~

-end of crappy post-

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Can someone explain this?

Has it ever occur to you that when you wake up in the morning, a song suddenly plays in your mind, then you reached over to turn on the radio, and freakingly it's the song which was still playing in you mind!

OR

You felt that a call/SMS is coming, you turn over to have a look at your phone to check, and then your phone rang! (Sometimes you can even feel who's going to call)

The other day I was taking a bath and a song was playing in my mind, my sister walked pass and she was singing, exactly the same song, and it even continues where I stopped! That was totally creepy~ Because I'm sure both of us didn't listen to that song the whole day, and it wasn't a new song either... It's just too much for a coincidence...

How to explain this? Anybody knows? It might be a level before psychic power~ wooooo~~

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Still standing

What happens if you sleep with your hair still damp, dreaming nonsense the whole night, and wake up 10 hours later when both hands of the clock are pointing at the number 12?

Well, the moment I sit up on my bed, I can feel that my hair's standing, walked to the mirror and...

Whoa~ This is rare case!

Sneaked downstairs to grab the camera, hoping that I won't bump into my grandma or kakak and scare them... or worse, let them laugh until no place to hide XD

*run run run~ look left look right~ clear!*

Mission Succeeded!

So what's next? Started cam-whoring until the batteries went dead~ ><''
I haven't do this for months wohkay~ so allow me to do so ==



























If I go out like this, ppl will start shouting "Gui ah!"


























From this angle at least ppl will think I'm just using the wrong techniques =P


























The aliens came and made crop circles~


























After coming out from my source of inspiration~

A thousand apologies if any of my just-woke-up-pics scared you or made you lose your appetite. Blek! =P

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

"Saya Anti-Rasuah"

The tag line above sounds familiar right? Did it work anyway? Of course not!

My mom and I was on the Federal Highway in PJ, and suddenly all cars from the fast lane was cutting to the middle lane.

One policeman was pointing and waving and shouting to his other "Anti-Rasuah" crew that they have caught another BIG fish.

So the red fish had to stop by the roadside.

*Wind down the window and hand over driving license*

"Over speed limit la Cik"

"Speed berapa?"

*Pointing at the clipboard with a full list of fishes*

"97kmph. Tunggu saman sekejap"

"Tolong sikit la, mau hantar anak pergi sekolah, sudah lewat ni"

"Mau macam mana tolong?"

"30 ringgit boleh?"

"Tak boleh"

"Ok lah, 50 ringgit, boleh?"

"Ok ok. Letak bawah lesen."

*passes over license again with RM50 note below*

"Harga saman sekarang mahal tau, RM200. Awak sudah untung RM150 ni!

*signaled us to leave*

"Niasing, rasuah my RM50 samo dare say I untung RM150..."

And it all happened in less than 2 minutes. And I was speechless during the whole process...
What a good way of making fast money~

Friday, April 6, 2007

Inspiration

Inspiration: A special influence of a divinity on the minds of human beings.
Reference:
inspiration. (n.d.). WordNet® 3.0. Retrieved April 06, 2007, from Dictionary.com website: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/inspiration


Where do we get inspiration from?
Some get it from other people, some get it from special places, some get it while doing something...

For me, I get most of my inspirations in a special place, which is very close to my heart, as well as the hearts of everyone...

A cooling and peaceful place, with sounds of water trickling...
I feel a sense of peace and serenity when I'm in my special "inspiration generator", because I'll be left all alone to 'enjoy' the tranquility of my special place while finishing unfinished business. Not just that, I spend at least 20 minutes a day, reflecting myself and do some thinkings in this special place of mine~

This special little space of mine had seen all of my emotions, from sadness to frustration, as well as tears and laughters... I couldn't live without this special place, if I need It, I would go back to It rather than 'seeking refuge' from other similar place~


So, where's this special place of mine?





It's none other than....












my beloved TOILET! <3

It's still me~

Don't be shocked!
You're in the right blog...
Just change my blog template...
Too much green might be unhealthy...
So I'll just give you all a minimal doze of it~

Late.. AGAIN

I was late again for class... twice in a week, both for the same class! ><''' The first time was just about 30 minutes late, second time? around 80 minutes late! Reason? I forgot to set my alarm, only to wake up when class have already started~

Today was our last class, and we have to do our final individual presentation worth 40%. Fail it? Pay RM930 and see the lecturer again next semester lah~ Class started at 9:30am, and I woke up at 10:10am when my friend called... I haven't finished my dream~ I jumped right out of bed, things weren't smooth, but became smooth after that... Real smooth... even the lecturer thought I was late because I had class before that ^^

So everything was fine~ but a lesson learned... Don't sleep late the night before you have something IMPORTANT the next day, and REMEMBER to set your alarm! Wohkay, that's it. Did this out of curiosity just now...

Your True Love Is a Cancer

Why you'll love a Cancer:

Cancer's loyal and sincere heart makes your own sensitive heart melt.
Caring and devoted, a Cancer will take the lead in pursuing you - and not give up!

Why a Cancer will love you:

You're laid back enough to deal with Cancer's little mood swings and freak-outs.
A fellow homebody, you know how make Cancer comfortable and at home with you.

So any Cancers out there? XD

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

I'm back~

No. It was no April Fool joke. It was not PMS. It was just pure STRESS.
And now, with no more assignments to hand up = no stress = HAPPY again!

My friends and I suddenly felt a sense of emptiness on the night we finally finished the battle, we suddenly have nothing to look forward to~ how sad XD
But finals are next week, one final presentation coming up tomorrow... so at least we have some purpose in life...

I broke many records this semester, sleepless nights, staying awake for almost 30hrs, if minus the afternoon nap, it'll be no sleep for around 40hrs ><''' Just talked to my friend Heppy about this, and we vow never to go through this again~ it's just plain torturing... Can't believe we even made it through...

Anyway, my main purpose for this blog is to thank those who left comments on my previous post, thanks for your concerns Aceone, Pinksterz, and Christopher (who I bugged too much that day).

Well, my conclusion is: I am what I want to be, and I am who I am~ ^^v *peace*

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Bird Talking Session

I received this forwarded SMS from a friend half way in class today, and it almost made me burst out laughing...

To avoid accidents:
Use double condoms with chili powder in between.

If outer breaks, she will know.

If inner breaks, you will know.

Advice from Alagappa's & Sons.

So anybody wanna give it a try?