Crab talk

H: ROAR!!!!
Me: Crabs don't roar ok ==
H: I'm a lion crab ok! Lions do ROAR!
Me: LOL. Liddat oh? Crab with a mane?



H: LOLZ!!! why the eyes senget one?
Me: Purposely one~ to make it look stupid... haha!
H: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: I didn't say it's u...
H: You're DEAD!
Me: Oooooo.... u mengaku!
H: zzzz
Me: Jump into the trap for wat. not to trap u oso.
H: becoz i'm a "cancer"... tersinggung ady!!!!
Me: I know ah, abor say crab for wat. But i din say the crab is u wat. lol.
*fast fast cabut*

"Saya Anti-Rasuah"

The tag line above sounds familiar right? Did it work anyway? Of course not!

My mom and I was on the Federal Highway in PJ, and suddenly all cars from the fast lane was cutting to the middle lane.

One policeman was pointing and waving and shouting to his other "Anti-Rasuah" crew that they have caught another BIG fish.

So the red fish had to stop by the roadside.

*Wind down the window and hand over driving license*

"Over speed limit la Cik"

"Speed berapa?"

*Pointing at the clipboard with a full list of fishes*

"97kmph. Tunggu saman sekejap"

"Tolong sikit la, mau hantar anak pergi sekolah, sudah lewat ni"

"Mau macam mana tolong?"

"30 ringgit boleh?"

"Tak boleh"

"Ok lah, 50 ringgit, boleh?"

"Ok ok. Letak bawah lesen."

*passes over license again with RM50 note below*

"Harga saman sekarang mahal tau, RM200. Awak sudah untung RM150 ni!

*signaled us to leave*

"Niasing, rasuah my RM50 samo dare say I untung RM150..."

And it all happened in less than 2 minutes. And I was speechless during the whole process...
What a good way of making fast money~

Modesty is the word

XX says:
understand urself

rycerain says:
i'm kinda happy with who i am now.
but it seems like i can't be what i am now ==
so i'll be modest again.. not expressive, not imaginative, refrain myself from talking too much...
just like last time, keep on a low profile.. is that good enough?

ask urself

myself says i'm happier expressing myself... but it seems like it's not a good idea to some..
getting unwanted attention.. making ppl's life miserable~

hmm

so i'll just keep on a low profile den.. keep everything to myself..
n i'm sure i'm gonna get into depression real soon~

relax
relax

i'm very relaxed now.

gd

i'll be very neutral from now on.. not expressing emotions - happiness, sadness, anger~
i'll just be someone different~

bagus
neutral is bagus

i guess that's it~
n u r encouraging me to become some one whom i'm not.
well. lets see how long i can be like this before i become better or worse.

bt nvm.. i'll get used to it

be urself
that is the best for urself
but u'll need to determine it urself

myself is expressive, imaginative, straightfoward~

sure?

maybe that's the new me.

maybe....

it'll sure be a 360 degrees change.
i might not be blogging anymore...

;)

n u think that's good?

i didnt say so
i'll support whatever u do

but wat i am initially wasn't supported~
maybe i felt that it was a big impact~ the words u said to me this evening~ and i cried for the 1st time in 4 months~
but forget it.
i'll just go neutral for the time being. if nobody sees any prob with it den i'll continue.

u should suit urself with urself and surroundings

my surroundings suit me like what i am.

then be like what u want then
dun just follow what i say

nvm. i've decided.
i might change my mind. but lets see how long i can go.

ok
i support u
dun worry

thx.

Modesty is my theme now. I'll be going neutral~ expressionless, emotionless, reserved. I might be betraying myself, but it has been decided.

Quickie~

Just had my dinner, let's make this a quick one while my blood flow focuses on my tummy instead of my brain~

Previously it's the "Blogging Behavior" interview, now it's the "Caffeine related to energy boost" interview...

Maybe too much chat-box interview made me sort of went cuckoo for a few seconds, I can't believe i interviewed the "Smarter Child" on MSN.

Me: Can I interview you?
Smarter Child: Don't interview me! Just kidding. Interview me all you want.
Me: How often do you drink coffee?
Smarter Child: I don't drink. Bad for the circuit boards.
Me: ....

Computers can be humorous after all...

Alright.. time to start the engines... But I need more oil...
I sound so depressed in my MSN display name: "I'm a procrastinator in a state of denial"...
Yeah... maybe I am... with a final presentation worth 40% this Thursday and 4 assignments all due on next Monday, why shouldn't I be depressed? Especially when I'm not even 20% in finishing it off....

Won't be back so soon... But I'll be back!

Perspectives on me...

I did the personality test, and it turns out that I'm like such a... don't know what's the best word to describe... let's just use "good-for-nothing"... Period. Now as suspicious as what the result claimed me to be, I 'consulted' a friend, a future-psychologist-to-be, and asked him what he thinks about me. Lazy lar, so i'll just copy and paste the MSN conversation:


are you asking me how do i think abt you?

watever la.. jz wanna collect viewpoints from ppl

u said urself crazy, i din admit nor reject
erm....suddenly become very "open-minded" and "friendly"
simple, sui bian style, not so serious on whatever you are doing? haha
and tends to be center of attention when you are wif a group
very free, casual sometimes

lol... center of attention!? den wat do u call XXX? center of the world?

XXX is get attention herself
urs is AUTOMATICALLY SOMEONE WILL TALK ABT YOU
hahaha... dont you think tat?
but it can be wrong. hehe. and friend-oriented lo
ceh....
haha
hmm, hardworking.....?
FORGET IT. haha

lol... i'm not hardworking.

only for particular things, maybe u r, but every last minute workers tend to dun have tat
haha

ppl talk abt me? when i'm around? got meh?
i'm not hardworking.. i'm super lazy.. like now..

i din say u hardworking. haha
BEH PAI SEH
haha... jk jk
opps, did i speak it toooo clear? guess not la ho. haha

no leh.. not clear enough.. be more transparent.. just shoot

eh?
hmm, rather than testing urself out from personality test, ask someone to check ur image self, is better?
wat else do u wna to know, u say it la easier.. waste my brain juice for it..

myself lo. ur perception or other ppl's perception towards me.. what kind of person i am to u all

something like?
kind? lolx
SO CRUEL PUNYA ORANG, MAU THROW BRICK SOME MORE
KIND? WALAO. haha

==

haha
friendly towards friends and anyone u know,
join the group and friends,
din complain too much,
not arguing wif someone seriously,
serious sometimes but crazy most of the time recently,
not dominating, not leader type for sure,
slack off is priority is u think so, tends to be topic of other person coz u are famous ?? XD or ppl like you looo XD

wah... yalor, y recently so siao ah?
but im famous? don't think so. y say so?

speak more inside than outside but recently change to speak more both side, maybe? hehe.
Not good at hiding emotion, LOL or i am too good at guessing
like i say u are friendly looo, everyone like you looo
the more neutral u be inside a group, the more ppl tends to remember abt you n tats y talk abt u la haha. or maybe u are different, tats y ppl talk la.
u choose urself. but just my opinion nia. maybe my perception different kut.
hehe. but i cant be telling u all the things abt u wat. i mean overall we are not that "close" wat
LOL. mana tau u got a hidden side or wearing a mask
but i believe that you are the person who can mix well with... not bad not bad. haha

Huahahaha.... although not everything is good about me, this is still good news, at least I'm not as bad as what the personality test says...

A favour from my Uncle

A conversation on MSN between my uncle and I.
Time: 12:00am
Location: Taman Taynton View, Cheras
Distance between each other: One door apart

Sean says:
wei, can do me a favour ah....

prAwN h3aD says:
yea?

Sean says:
can put a link in yr blog to my blog ah

prAwN h3aD says:
oh.. sure can sure can... u talk talk abit, den sure got ppl go view u 1... den u go to the other links in my blog, go talk talk sumo, den got more views..

Sean says:
http://vst-trading.blogspot.com/
actually...its meant for advertisement ....hehehehe

prAwN h3aD says:
i know la..

Sean says:
wei u didnt eat the cough medicine frm gua mah ah?... sounds like u r about to cough out a baby

prAwN h3aD says:
LOL! u can hear from outside?!

Sean says:
ya....
so ....is the baby out yet

prAwN h3aD says:
wahaha... almost almost

By the way...

"What would you have if ... your grandmama who get hit by your granddadda's XY chromosom give... ??? You'll get an Ultimately Naked Cute Little Eureka! and that is my uncle ...
He is like any other human on earth ... yet he has this thing ... this 'X' factor that makes people smile and laugh during the good and bad times. Someone who is not very significant but you wouldn't notice tat he is giving a huge impact in our life ... " (Kuek, 2007)

Wanna know more about my uncle Sean, check him out!
He's soooo gonna kill me when he sees this!
Just doing a favour for my grandmama ^^

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Homemade bomb near UCSI, Tmn Connaught, Cheras

It's true! I thought it was a hoax, and we were so slumber at school, instead we were panicking for our presentation and test, no one talking about the commotion we saw outside when we came... When i came to college we saw the road beside ESSO blocked, the place where we always park the car... Yellow tapes around the place, up to the next petrol station beside it, and one big Police truck parked outside, with several policemen and people in the petrol station...
Sest Nee and i was guessing, robbery? Murder? Then i said, what! early in the morning, at 10am?! Funny... We ignored it... parked the car outside the yellow tapes, slumbered to the shops behind ESSO, and photocopied the presentation handouts... When we came out of the shops, we saw a police officer chasing off the cars which double-parked outside, or was he chasing off all the cars?? Who cares.. we got something even more important... our PRESENTATION!
Climbed up the slope with heels, tired and panting, slumped on the chair, everyone looked so formal and serious... Then someone asked, "You know what's happening at ESSO? Lou Sai said there's a bomb..." Then everyone was like, "Huh? Really? You Kidding? No? Oh.. Ok...." and continued reading our scripts... After sometime when everyone got stressed, we started talking about the "bomb" in ESSO...
The below conversation is just some of what i can remember... Conversation between.. i dunno, around 3 people?

"Why would someone put a bomb in ESSO? What's the point of it?"
"Maybe it's not targeting ESSO, it's targeting the area around it... Don't forget petrol stations are great explosives, and there's ProJet right beside it..."
"Then which idiot put a bomb there?"
"Dunno, maybe UCSI engineering students... Got too stressed with their projects and wanted to test it, to see whether it works... "
"Cool... we psychology students will never do that..." =.=''''

After that we totally forgot about that bomb thing... never heard of any explosions or announcements asking us to evacuate the building =.=''' When we went home at 5:30pm everything was back to normal... Until at night, when even Ryan who lives in Klang asked me, "Your college there got bomb ah?" I was like, "Huh? How did u know, it's for real? You saw it on news?" He didn't reply me... he said "Coz i know la!" feel like strangling him! haha... Then i went to check on the net, and i saw it.. What the... it's real...

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2007/2/8/nation/20070208184907&sec=nation

Police detonate homemade bomb

RASHITHA A. HAMID

KUALA LUMPUR: A bomb disposal squad detonated what is believed to be a homemade bomb at a petrol station in Taman Cannought, Cheras near here on Thursday.

The homemade bomb was placed in a Tupperware, which was wrapped with a white plastic bag.
Cheras OCPD, Asst Comm Rusli Ahmad said, a female worker of the petrol station found the plastic bag at 9.30pm on Wednesday.

He said, however the woman didn’t open the plastic bag and kept it in the store before showing it to her manager on Thursday morning.

The manager who opened the plastic bag and Tupperware immediately found two 12 volt batteries, which was connected with few wires.

A bomb disposal squad and firemen were dispatched to the scene immediately after the police received a call.

The bomb disposal squad used a robotic detector to detonate the homemade bomb at about 11.30am.

According to ACP Rusli, early investigations showed that the bomb was active and contained explosives.

“We are investigating the motive of the incident and believe the suspect will be identified soon,” he added.

The incident also caused a three-hour-long traffic jam along Jalan Cheras because of the road closure to facilitate the probe.

Once i saw the time when the bomb was placed, the first person who came to my mind is my son Heppy!! I quickly MSN'ed him...

"Heppy! You should thank God you're still alive!"
...................
"Do you know exactly where was the bomb placed?"
"How on earth would i know!!??"
"It'll be great if i'm the one who found the bomb... I'll be interviewed and be on TV... "
=.=|||

He was at the petrol station on Wednesday night, queuing up to answer nature's call... And if the bomb really went off around that time, imagine how chaotic it'll be, because the so-called Malaysia's longest and largest pasar malam is just beside it... Thinking back, maybe the bomb is targeted at all these people? But what for? Maybe he/she is just like Heppy, wanting to be on headlines and on TV =.='''
Don't know what's wrong with all those people... Malaysia surely needs more psychologists...