Big sigh

I don't want to graduate yet!
Especially at this kind of time.
People already losing their jobs due to retrenchment, who's going to hire more?
I want time to STOP...
It's going to be 2009 very very soon.
*sigh*

time to make my new year resolutions. which I hardly ever remember after a week.
*double sigh*

Picture of the day~

A library in a public university I went today. Men and women cannot sit together you know, very 'dangerous'. So 'brothers' have to go to the right, and 'sisters', to the left. Have to sit far far away from each other, so no chance of khalwat. Play safe.

The university also has TWO stadiums, one for 'brothers', and one for 'sisters'. Cool right...

I want a toy poodle!

Aren't they adorable???
I want one!
But it's just a wish. A dream.
Coz it's too expensive!
Sigh

Holiday Dilemma

After 4 months of mental torture, the semester has finally come to an end. Can you imagine how desperate you are for the holidays, and when you finally have it, you don't know what to do with them and start to miss school? I'm one of them.
It's been a very long time since I had a 3 weeks long holiday, and I don't know how to spend my holidays. OMG. I seriously need a plan. What do you think is the best plan for a meaningful holiday? Go for vacation? Already planned. Do some cleaning up? Not in the mood. Read a book? The last time I finished a book is years ago, I still have many leftovers. I seriously don't know what to do at this moment. I... I... I think I'm starting to miss school T_T

There's nothing else to crap now, so I'll just post a comic to wrap things up. Although there's no connection to this post.


Happy holidays to me and my friends!

A rabbit wishing to have fangs

Ask every college or university student, and they will know how it feels like when the semester is ending:
Assignment deadlines nearing,
final exams almost right after assignment deadlines,
so much work yet so little time,
blood pressure and stress level rising,
immune system weakening,
the people around starts to become easily irritated or irritating, just like yourself.
Or maybe it's just me.

Well lets see, 2 more weeks before the semester ends, and I still have 1 documentary, 1 writing assignment, 1 viva, 1 presentation, 1 mock interview and 1 proposal, and the deadlines for 5 out of these 6 is next week! I'm so not going to get through this!

Some people say I'm too kind, I say I'm too timid to be bitchy.
Ignore the paragraph below, I don't want you to get an eye sore.

You booked something, lets say a reference book from a friend in advance, but when the day is near, another friend said he wants to borrow that same book from the friend on the same day. Fine, since I can try to find another book from someone else, let it be, you might need it more than I do. So I searched high and low for another book, and couldn't get an extra one. Then you come back and try to take away my stationaries too? bla... bla... bla.... Oh, so you took the video camera i booked first, and now you want to borrow my tripod as well?!! Well, I'm not happy and not comfortable about it, but never mind, you can take it. sigh.

Too kind to people? Easily taken advantage of? Not bitchy enough?
I'm actually very mean. Inside.

Helpless. Hopeless.

Child Abuse!

Last week... I left SpongeBob with my bf for "free laundry service".

Scenario: Me on duty in school, and him at home doing laundry...

MSN window pops up

Hep: You know what... You wouldn't be happy about how I treat Mr. SpongeBob.

Me: Why!? What did you do to him!?

Hep:*scribbling*






Me: OOOMG!!!


And when I went to collect Mr. SpongeBob after that...


The real crime scene... look closely to spot the victim....




Poor little spongie....

1st Day of WORK!

It's soooo exciting! You know why? Because it's such a "special" day...
My day started off with the typical bumper-to-bumper jam all the way from Cheras to MidValley (it really sux), and it seems like everybody is parking their car in the middle of the road! Not that bad la, just exaggerating a bit, but hey, it's really torturing... coz... pity me, I'm driving MANUAL man! *sobs*

Brief introduction on my job: It's 10 to 6, Mondays to Fridays, and alternate full-Saturdays, in Petaling Jaya, nearby Hilton Hotel. By the way, I'm not that old yet to graduate, this is just my first internship, and the allowance is terrible... The average allowance my other course mates get is around RM300-500, and so far I heard the highest record is RM1200! My bf was even promised a basic salary of RM800, exclusive of commission T_T
I have to work 5.3 months to get his basic salary! (Do the math yourself)... But I should really be grateful for getting this place, coz it's close to perfection.. and some of my friends don't even get paid...

End of whining (Part 1).. Lets go to whining Part 2~ XD

Despite the jam I still managed to reach half an hour earlier (coz i left home at 8:45am, to be safe okay...) And then, like the usual first day of work, show you around, tell you your responsibilities, etc. Then it came to assigning of jobs... No point explaining it here coz you'll start to yawn~ In short, it's exciting! But tiring.. of course...

12:30pm, my boss shooed everyone to the kitchen, and treated us Dominoes... Nice right? But have you heard of the idiom, "There's no such thing as a free lunch"? 3:30pm, guess what, GARDENING and WASHING! Yippee!
Yes, there's nothing wrong with your eyes, WE DID GARDENING and WASHING... of what? Of the walls outside! And it's a bungalow, with dirty walls.. pity us (luckily there are 5 of us to share the load)... and until 6pm, all we did was... *scrub scrub*... *splish splash*... *tug & pull*...

That's it! First day of work... interesting enough? I'm so worn out... Can't wait for tmr!!!!!! Yippee!!!

Bear in mind that some of the happy or excited exclamations might be reversed in meaning...

On the bright note, there will not be any gardening or washing tmr! *crossed fingers*

Waaa-cha! Hiak!!!

I'm an innocent-looking DEVIL!

Wuahahaha....

Don't mess with me or I'll BITE! Grrrr!!!

-end of crap... so lame...

Yay... I'm sick, AGAIN, at the same time - end of the semester, where a procrastinator like me have to stop procrastinating and meet assignment deadlines!!!! T_T

Good luck to me... may I rest in peace... at night... in bed... zzzZzzZzzzZZzzzzzz

Last movie I watched...

SPIDER PIG

SPIDER PIG

Does whatever a SPIDER PIG does

Can he swing

From a web

No he cant

He’s a pig

LOOK OUT!!!

He is a SPIDER PIG!!


Lazy to update ah~ sorry guys.... kinda busy lately...

-end of crapping-

H.O.L.I.D.A.Y.S.!

Holidays lo... Hiak hiak hiak~
One full week of holidays.... No plans... Nobody around... What to do?
Sleep. Eat. Movie marathons. Online. Sleep. Eat. Wait for school to start.

The 6-buttons elevator

Questions people will ask when they first "met" this special 6-buttons elevator:

How can I get to the 1st, 3rd, 5th, or 7th floor?
Take the next lift beside it lar~

Is the alarm button working?
Yes, but don't bother to use it, nobody will come to save you, because it's just music to their ears, it happens all the time...

What can I do if I'm stuck (again)?
Just pry open the door with your hands...
Seriously...

And what can I do if the door doesn't close when I get into the lift?
Just kick the door and wait.

What if it doesn't work anyway?
Get out and walk up the stairs, duh~



Anybody dare to use this "special" lift, dated back before WW2*?
The maximum load is 5 person, with no controls to open or close the door, and the whole lift trembles when it moves, making squeaky noises as if it's going to crash down any moment!



Dare to try? (strictly not for the faint of heart!)





*I don't know exactly how old the elevator is, but I guess it's older than me!

My bro's a worse procrastinator than me!

My bro is supposed to interview people around his school for his Geography project, but he didn't do the interview part, he just created the outcome of the interview himself the day before he's supposed to pass his work up... See!



Curious, I browse though the names one by one~ Then I saw my sisters' name, and mine too ><'''



The first column is the spouse's name. And I saw Lee Sen Giap as my spouse. Who the heck is he? My bro said he's 李圣杰 (a Taiwanese singer)... *speechless*

Then I found more ridicule names in the list... I told my bro, u think your teacher's stupid? He said "Of course not lah! But she'll just flip through briefly, she wouldn't notice".... Like that oso can... Sun Yat Sen leh! o.0'''



I flipped to the last page, saw something, and laughed too hard until I feel like fainting due to lack of oxygen, and my tears almost flow out~



CHIN GUAI LAN! If you don't understand Hokkien, it's roughly translated as "Really weird dick" =.='''
Can't believe he will use this kind of word...
One lesson learned: My bro big boy already...

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus

Somewhere in this universe, there's a red planet called Mars, and on it, lived millions of happy men.

On a far away planet from Mars, there's a green planet called Venus. On it, lived millions of happy women.

Men see men everyday, women see women everyday, and years later, the men got bored of each other, and started building telescopes to explore the universe.

They looked far far into space, and saw something interesting on a green planet not far away. They saw women!

Women became their subjects of interest from that day onwards, with more and more telescopes built, to the point that every man has one. Months later, the men wanted more, they started building spaceships, and in no time, they landed at Venus.

Opposite attracts, special chemicals formed, the men and women fell in love, and this kind of happiness is beyond what they have ever experienced in their own planet! The men wanted to stay back at Venus to be with their loved ones, and some Venusians left for Mars to be with their other half. But somehow, things didn't work out well, the Martians couldn't live in Venus because of the differences, same does the Venusians who find it suffocating and hard to cope in Mars.

They searched for ways to solve this problem, tried to compromise with each other, and in the end, they found the middle path -- a blue planet in between their planets, a planet called Earth, where both men and women can live harmoniously.

Sometimes we tend to think that we have come to the end of the road, but in fact it's not the end yet, it's just a junction with even more possibilities and opportunities lying ahead.

Don't bump into the wall or stop there looking when it's obstructing your way, turn away and walk around it~ Just don't stop walking and don't look back while walking, you'll trip~

-end of crappy post-

I'm still alive

Have been busy... 2 weeks seems like 2 days... and *poof* my holidays came to an end T_T

Year 2 already!! I feel so old walking pass those freshies!!! This will be a challenging semester for me for taking 5 subjects, the last time was 2 years ago! ><''' Have to er, if not I'll graduate as an old woman~

Nevermind, I know I'm smart, clever, and intelligent *uek!* But I'm just lazy =P Last semester's results proved that I'm smart but lazy, a little more hardwork and it'll look good~

Back in Cheras, don't know what went wrong with this freaking connection!!! And my head is sure lacking oxygen, feeling light headed... No, I'm not onto drugs ==

Missing in action for days, and I got a tag to do... Postpone it first XD

Until next time~ up up and away~

Crab talk

H: ROAR!!!!
Me: Crabs don't roar ok ==
H: I'm a lion crab ok! Lions do ROAR!
Me: LOL. Liddat oh? Crab with a mane?



H: LOLZ!!! why the eyes senget one?
Me: Purposely one~ to make it look stupid... haha!
H: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: I didn't say it's u...
H: You're DEAD!
Me: Oooooo.... u mengaku!
H: zzzz
Me: Jump into the trap for wat. not to trap u oso.
H: becoz i'm a "cancer"... tersinggung ady!!!!
Me: I know ah, abor say crab for wat. But i din say the crab is u wat. lol.
*fast fast cabut*

This is not good

Second day of holiday, should be staying at home doing nothing, online the whole day right.
Total opposite. Running around town, sleep earlier than normal days, wake up even late than normal days~
Good thing about holidays is that I can finally fulfill my 10hrs sleep per day! ^^v

The other day, something suddenly came to my mind. My mom knew my dad when she was around 20, my elder sis has her bf when she's 22, my younger sis has her bf secretly when she's 15. Right, so both my sisters are attached now, and I'm single and almost 20. LOL. I sound so desperate wey~
Aahhhh..... I'm so having a brain burnout~~~~ Nothing to write. Can't even crap! OMG!

the rain is back~

I'm finally back! Got miss me or not jek? =P
After suffering one week of exams and a slight burnout after that, I finally decided to write at least SOMETHING after noticing my blog visits declined terribly, and everyone else already has their Nuffnang ads on T_T

Great. Some updates on me. Current status: On a semester break for two weeks. But time table almost full already. So holiday equals to no holiday? I'm starting to miss college =P

I realized that holidays are often the busiest time, whereas during exams, I'll have the most time for myself.

During exams~
"You got exams ah? Oh, ok ok. Don't want to disturb you. This thing I handle/settle/do. You don't have to do anything, just concentrate on your studies."

When it comes to holidays~
"Wuah, holidays already hor? Syok liao hor? Come, got things for you to do..."
"Eh, two weeks holiday ah? Sure very free right, can help me to do...."
"Holiday ady sit at home nothing to do right? Then can you help me fetch .... to ...."
"Wey, your holiday so long, do ... this.... do.... that...."

See the difference?

I'm nuts~

I can't believe what I did~
Refer to this and you'll understand how it all started...

Ok, so to prove that I found 10 hearts, I did my "homework" and submitted it, with 11 hearts.




















And I got a B+ for it.
Hey I found more than the original answer, should get higher grade what~
Then I told him I found an extra one.
He spoofed at me, saying
"Waiting for your 99th heart in the picture".


Great. What a motivation for me.

So I go on and on~ imagination going wild~
Saw more and more~ everything I see in the picture look like hearts...
End up having 64 hearts~



The more I find, the more syok i get~ Really syok sendiri~
And then kenot brake~ go on and on, until he oso scared. Ask me to stop at 99.

Unfortunately, at 98, I suddenly got DOUBLE COMBO, and went straight up to 100!!!
Woooohoooo~


See, look, see, look.... my masterpeice!



Moral of this "story": DON'T MESS WITH ME!

Wohkay~ I'm damn tired now.... Hope I don't dream of hearts chasing me later...

p/s: I'm getting my results for it tomorrow~
He actually said he's going to check whether I cheated.
Well, there goes another crazy fella like me~

*up up and away to dreamland!*

Another crapping session~

The words 'Johnnie Walker' "floated" by today while I was online chatting, when I was supposed to study for tomorrow's final exams, and it reminded me of this joke I heard many years ago~

There are two smartly dressed Englishmen sitting by the bar, and in comes Ah Beng dressed like he hasn't changed his wardrobe for 20 years.

Bartender: Good evenings Sirs, how may I help you?

Englishman 1: Jack Daniels. Single.

Englishman 2: Johnnie Walker. Single.
*Ah Beng looks at both Englishmen admiringly*

*cleared throat and act smart*

Ah Beng: Lim Ah Beng. Mehlid! (Married)


There goes another Ah Beng joke, whom Wingz always talk about...
Pity those who has "Beng" as part of their names~

Like my brother, Bing Hong, whom we call him BING~
When we're not so "polite" to him, we straight away call him "LIM AH BING!!!!"

Btw, must say something good about him, if not 'big wok' lor~
*ahem* My bro is a very GOOD guy, not geeky or la-la like the real Ah Bengs...

See, look, see, look!


my leng chai cousin and Bing (right)


Wohkay, I hate his ROUND specs, without his specs, this is how he looks.






Age: 15 years old
Height: 165cm++
Weight: 45kg+
Status: Single and available.

Can sing, dance, active in sports, smart, good looking; full-time gamer and joker~

Interested? Ask permission from da BOSS a.k.a The Parent. Coz he's under-aged lar!

End of craps~ back to revision...

*switching brain from illogical mode to logical and numerical mode*

Math is logic.
Logic people are good in math.
I'm illogic.
Therefore I sark in math.

Try this~

I'm getting real bored here... Let's do this little exercise my bro once taught me.

Step 1: Put one finger each from both hands into the sides of your mouth.

Step 2: Now pull your mouth wide open, side ways of course.

Step 3: Try talking without closing your mouth too much.


Done?



Let's try to read this out LOUD...



Wohkay? Great. Give you an A+!