Another crapping session~

The words 'Johnnie Walker' "floated" by today while I was online chatting, when I was supposed to study for tomorrow's final exams, and it reminded me of this joke I heard many years ago~

There are two smartly dressed Englishmen sitting by the bar, and in comes Ah Beng dressed like he hasn't changed his wardrobe for 20 years.

Bartender: Good evenings Sirs, how may I help you?

Englishman 1: Jack Daniels. Single.

Englishman 2: Johnnie Walker. Single.
*Ah Beng looks at both Englishmen admiringly*

*cleared throat and act smart*

Ah Beng: Lim Ah Beng. Mehlid! (Married)


There goes another Ah Beng joke, whom Wingz always talk about...
Pity those who has "Beng" as part of their names~

Like my brother, Bing Hong, whom we call him BING~
When we're not so "polite" to him, we straight away call him "LIM AH BING!!!!"

Btw, must say something good about him, if not 'big wok' lor~
*ahem* My bro is a very GOOD guy, not geeky or la-la like the real Ah Bengs...

See, look, see, look!


my leng chai cousin and Bing (right)


Wohkay, I hate his ROUND specs, without his specs, this is how he looks.






Age: 15 years old
Height: 165cm++
Weight: 45kg+
Status: Single and available.

Can sing, dance, active in sports, smart, good looking; full-time gamer and joker~

Interested? Ask permission from da BOSS a.k.a The Parent. Coz he's under-aged lar!

End of craps~ back to revision...

*switching brain from illogical mode to logical and numerical mode*

Math is logic.
Logic people are good in math.
I'm illogic.
Therefore I sark in math.